Dear Tumblr staff
(really, dear David Karp & Marissa Meyer bc I know you guys follow my b-log on the dl)
Anyway, you guys seriously need to adjust mobile (and regular) tumblr so that it doesn’t default to reblog text posts as links
Like does anyone consciously select “blog as a link”? Ever???
why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background
The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
wAIT, does THIS MEAN WE HAVE A SUPER POWER?
i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore
like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit
I think about this post a lot.